‘Then why did we not bring the book?’ asked my husband. ‘Well, it weighs just over a stone,’ I said. ‘I weighed it once on the bathroom scales.’ ‘Why did you do that?’ asked my husband. ‘Because it occurred to me one day that I knew the weight of nothing except myself and joints of meat,’ I said, ‘and I just picked that up to give me an idea of something else.’
“I got a letter from my insurer the other day
Opened and read it (“This has gotta be good news”)
Said that the treatment wasn’t covered
Turned to the family like, “I guess just forget it” (“Just forget it”)
Big fake laugh (“Ah, hahahahaha!”)
This ain’t a Denzel movie, don’t try to think fast
Don’t start changin’ lanes, get yourself whiplashed
Oh look, got yourself a shit bag (“Oh, whaddya know?”)”
billy woods | “bigfakelaugh”