If you understood everything I said, you’d be me.
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If you understood everything I said, you’d be me.
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The Lord was asked if He believed in reincarnation.
I do, He said. It explains so much.
What does it explain, Sir? someone asked.
On your last Fourth of July festivities, I was invited to observe an annual hot-dog-eating contest, the Lord said, and it was the stupidest thing I’ve ever witnessed.
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Joy Williams | “Neglect”