Though marriage by some folks
Be reckon’d a curse
Three wives I did marry
For better or worse–
The first for her person,
The next for her purse,
The third for a warming-pan,
Doctress, and nurse.

Anonymous, “My Three Wives” (after the Latin of Étienne Pasquier)

Some men marriage do commend,
And all their life in wiving spend
But if that I should wives have three
(God keep me from polygamie)
I’ll give the devil two for pay,
If he will fetch the third away.

John Weever, “De Se”

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