You know that dream of Tolstoy’s where he’s in some sort of bed contraption suspended between the abyss below and the abyss above? You know that one? Well, I gave it to him, the Lord said.
“Oh Granny, what big eyes you got
All the better to watch for the cops
Oh Granny, what big ears those is
All the better to hear the pigs
Oh Granny, those are some sharp teef
All the better when it’s time to eat“