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Tag: those darn gnomes

  • Quandariness

    July 17, 2026

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    Nothings

    It is 12:20 in New York a Fridaythree days after Bastille day, yesit is 1959 and I go get a shoeshinebecause I will get off the 4:19 in Easthampton   at 7:15 and then go straight to dinnerand I don’t know the people who will feed me Read more

  • Pilostyles Wildflower

    December 5, 2025

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    Music

    𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝖔𝖑𝖉 𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖑𝖞 𝖇𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘 𝖚𝖕 𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖕𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖑𝖊𝖙’𝖘 𝖘𝖊𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖎𝖌𝖘 𝖔𝖓 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊 Read more

  • How the Years Condemn

    May 12, 2025

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    Music

    Those Darn Gnomes’ first album The Years turns a decade old today. In honor of our least-loved record, please, hit play on a forgotten experimental metal oddity and take a look back at the early days of a local band at a key point in their (so-called) development. Read more

  • Mike’s Birthday

    February 21, 2025

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    Show

    In the morning I dragged myself sleeping from the second connecting bus into your cafe, ordered a triple hammerhead and told myself I was ready for a job interview. Read more

  • Vanity Sounds the Horn

    June 28, 2024

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    Music

    The last Those Darn Gnomes album, Calling Whitetails to a Tuned Bow, turns five years old today. Read more

  • Those Darn Gnomes @ Til-Two 5/25/22

    April 27, 2022

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    Show

    Those Darn Gnomes are no more. Read more

  • 2020

    December 31, 2020

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    Year in Review

    Some year, right? I know I’m certainly not the first to say it and there’s no way I’ll be the last, but jesus I’m glad this is all over. Let’s dwell on it! Read more

  • Those Darn Gnomes/Potion

    July 3, 2020

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    Music

    The new Those Darn Gnomes/Potion split is out on cassette and digital today. Read more

  • Those Darn Gnomes/Car Made of Glass

    June 16, 2020

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    Music

    The new TDG/CMOG split is out today through List of Lakes Arts. Tapes available from the label soon. Read more

  • Those Darn Gnomes @ San Diego Content Partners 1/3/20

    January 4, 2020

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    Show

    I’m writing this post late but whatever–it’s my blog and I’ll cry if I want to. Read more

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Thought:

“

At some point, Kafka became a vegetarian.

Afterwards, visiting an aquarium in Berlin, he spoke to the fish through the glass.

“Now at last I can look at you in peace, I don’t eat you anymore.”

“

Joy Williams | “Nevertheless”

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