Christian Molenaar

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  • How the Years Condemn

    May 12, 2025

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    Music

    Those Darn Gnomes’ first album The Years turns a decade old today. In honor of our least-loved record, please, hit play on a forgotten experimental metal oddity and take a look back at the early days of a local band at a key point in their (so-called) development. Read more

  • Mike’s Birthday

    February 21, 2025

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    Show

    In the morning I dragged myself sleeping from the second connecting bus into your cafe, ordered a triple hammerhead and told myself I was ready for a job interview. Read more

  • Vanity Sounds the Horn

    June 28, 2024

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    Music

    The last Those Darn Gnomes album, Calling Whitetails to a Tuned Bow, turns five years old today. Read more

  • Those Darn Gnomes @ Til-Two 5/25/22

    April 27, 2022

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    Show

    Those Darn Gnomes are no more. Read more

  • 2020

    December 31, 2020

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    Year in Review

    Some year, right? I know I’m certainly not the first to say it and there’s no way I’ll be the last, but jesus I’m glad this is all over. Let’s dwell on it! Read more

  • Those Darn Gnomes/Potion

    July 3, 2020

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    Music

    The new Those Darn Gnomes/Potion split is out on cassette and digital today. Read more

  • Those Darn Gnomes/Car Made of Glass

    June 16, 2020

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    Music

    The new TDG/CMOG split is out today through List of Lakes Arts. Tapes available from the label soon. Read more

  • Those Darn Gnomes @ San Diego Content Partners 1/3/20

    January 4, 2020

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    Show

    I’m writing this post late but whatever–it’s my blog and I’ll cry if I want to. Read more

  • 2019

    January 2, 2020

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    Year in Review

    2019 allowed me the opportunity to work on and release a wide variety of music. Read more

  • Those Darn Gnomes @ The Void, San Bernardino 11/30/19

    December 2, 2019

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    Show

    Noah’s couch had fallen apart some time since we had last stayed there so Hannah and I slept on the floor, which, combined with the 44 degree weather and lack of blankets or heating, meant very little sleeping was actually accomplished. Regardless, I woke up with King Diamond’s “Welcome Home” looping in my head, so… Read more

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“A dream is a scripture, and many scriptures are nothing but dreams.”

Umberto Eco